COME WITH ME CHILD GOD WISHES TO SEE YOU *THROWS THEM OFF A CHURCH*
“
| — | Sadi playing Prototype 2 |
Here, in the frozen tundra of Calgary….we bear witness to this extraordinary creature… At time, often seen with its chosen weapon in hand, most cases a bottle of Jack and an art tablet. The ‘pissedofficus brummietus’, or colloquially known as the “Oh shit it’s that racist black English Canadian guy who does terrible impersination of king Julian”. Its habbits are that of a peculiar one, often revolving around a children’s cartoon show and drawing them in a pornographic nature. Often with logic and gravity defying phallus. And yet, its swagger, is so extravagant, that if it were to go to sleep without it being turned off the creature, would wake up covered in bitches.
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| — | Dingo, in reference to the wild and elusive “Cute Sadi” (via midnightmysterymeow) |
*Sadi lets out a warrior cry and smashes a spider*
“See, the spiders are mad I got the safe. They can’t get to the $1s in there…
‘One more ten cents and we will have $20 so we can get a taxi and move to Calgary’
But I keep telling them that it takes more than that to live there.
See, now I’m paranoid that there’s another spider in the room… Where there’s one you think there’s another.”
Hey, wanna play rock paper scissors? Your vagina can be the scissors, my dick can be the rock….
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| — | Sadi |
Cat porn and Augold tumblr
So I’m petting my cat Zeus.
Sadi decides to start narrating what Zeus’ monologue would be.
“That’s it yes, kiss me. BITCH I SAID LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU PET ME. Yeah… Good… Oh yeah, pet me harder. Yeah, just like that. Unf, you’re so good at this. It’s like CAT PORN. Man… yeah… That’s it… pet me lower… lower, yeah that leg going up is me ready for you to touch me. Yeah, just like that. DID I SAY YOU COULD STOP PETTING ME?”
Then Zeus walked off… So Sadi decided to ask if he should make an Augold tumblr.
If Augold had a tumblr, he’d be in a huge throne saying: ”Let me tell you bout Tiki-san, that bitch is loose. Let me tell you about Rai, I’ve not fucked her but I can tell she’s really loose. Let me tell you about Winter, that bitch is really tight. Let me tell you about Cteno, she’s either really tight or really loose… It depends… Oh let me tell you about Dusty, she’s really tight too…”
Winter: “So, gonna tell me why you love me?”
Augold: “Umm… Oh shit… Dammit… this is hard, I’ve never been asked this before…”
By the way Sadi, WinterGold is AugoldxWinterStone…
So Sadi bought some Pokemon plushies…
He is currently making them do perverted things together…
He’s using this creepy voice too…
Also muttering nonsense words like Sims…
…
Guys help. xD
Dem Ponies
So I’m taking off my bra, and all I see is Sadi pick up AppleJack.
He starts talking about apples.
So I start teasing him.
“NO! Don’t LOOK! AppleJack NO!”
Put AJ back, pick up Celestia.
“Oh Molestia! Why are you pink?”
“Because all the little girls want me.”
“Oh.. okay… Don’t look now, Momo’s doing naughty things!”
“My horn is getting veiny at the base…”
“No Molestia noooooo.”
Pick up Twilight.
“Oh she looks like she reads, like you on your show Twilight.”
“Yes with glasses like those she must read…”
Pick up Sweetiebelle
“… I don’t know.”
Pick up Fluttershy
“Say hello Fluttershy.”
“…”
“She’s shy.”
Pick up AppleBloom
“Death to zebras!”
“YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIKE ZEBRAS.”
“Momo’s from the south like you.”
“From south of Ponyville?”
“No like from the real south.”
“What’s more south than south of Ponyville?”
“Aren’t you engaged to Braeburn?”
“NO. WHAT. WHO SAID THAT. I’M GONNA MARRY BIG MAC.”
Pick up Pinkie Pie
“What do you do for fun?”
“SEX!”
“Whoa Pinkie! Gonna just put you back.”
Pick up Rarity
“Saved the best for last.”
Oh? You saved RainbowDash for last?
“Oh yeaaaaah… I forgot about her because I don’t care about her.”
“I haven’t had sex with anyone because they’re not the Wonderbolts.”
“What do you think of Momo?”
“If she took off those glasses maybe she’d be cool.”
*takes off glasses* Twenty percent cooler.
Rarity comes out
“What do you think of Momo’s clothes?”
“Oh… well I won’t know unless she takes off her clothes!”
… *teases*
“OH YES LESBIAN TENDENCIES.”
Poor Scootaloo. Didn’t get played with.
I should have recorded it… and/or taken pictures…
He said I could post them if I had them…
Sooooo maybe next time. :D <3
